Fan Boys

I got an invite to join my own brother's fan club today on facebook. I wanted to deny it because that is absolutely ridiculous, but how can you deny something like that without feeling slightly guilty?

Remember when I used to have a fan club on myspace thanks to my 1st year college friends? Those were the days. Remember that other club we had, which slightly resembles the "burn book" from Mean Girls, but only is derrogatory about one person? We are terrible.

In other news, I had food poisoning on sunday night and wanted to KMS. It is now tuesday and I feel 100% better, so it really must have been food poisoning. But during my 24 hours of sickness, I took refuge in my sun room, which thanks to my brosef, has a mattress on the floor and a wonderfully huge flat screen with, yes, cable tv! I also brought my laptop out here and have read about a TON of celebrity gossip though perez and channel 29 + 78, and have read about a billion textsfromlastnight (which has to be my new favourite thing). My braing feels like melting though.

Lazy Days Er' Day.

Fly Away Home

I dislike leaving my friends and family to go on vacation, but once I get there and meet people and enjoy myself, I dislike leaving my vacation to come home. Not because I don't care for the people at home anymore, but it's always just a tiny bit different upon returning. I'm used to getting up and going somewhere and just doing something. None of this "Okay, well I have to get ready for an hour or two, relax for a bit, and then we'll meet up in 5 hours from now shit", in which I used to be the reigning queen of. It feels so strange to be sitting in my room doing absolutely nothing. I want to live in a small community where calling on people is the norm. Or where you just know you will be hanging out with a certain person that night or all the time without really having to make plans. It reminds me of childhood, so effortless. Maybe i'm just lazy but yet active and adventurous all in one. I want to have fun, but I don't want to go though trying to find fun. I just want to have it.

Luckily, in the near future there are some music festivals that are going to remind me of that again.

Ladies, let's drink some beers and break some hearts, full throttle this time.

Bow-Chica-Wow-Wow.

Cuba Cuba Coco Puffs

So guys and gals, in case you were wondering, I am indeed going to Cuba in approx. 5 days. Or, 4 and a half if you will. I am going with one of my bff's, and can't wait to drink frozen cocktails and a plethera (sp?) of drinks with grenadine in them. Hopefully we see some feking kitty kats along the way. And hover-boat-craft-in-the-wicked-bright-blue-water-ing.

But in all seriousness, what will St.Catharines do without me for one whole week? You're right, probably host some righteous sweet parties while i'm gone and i'll be all jealous that I missed the good times. But then I think to myself, i'll be maxin' and relaxin' for one whole week with nothing to worry about.. besides getting stupid sunburned like I always do, and getting the swine-in-a-tor.

I.CAN'T.WAIT.

Can people have fare-well parties for people who are only leaving for a week? I don't see why not. As geoghegan would say, let's get "wet and wild".

Take a Toke.

Get Gone

Don't use me cuz i'm runnin' on empty.
But i'll use you.. just to get by.

Figure yer shit out.

PEACE!

Attn: Mexico

If I wanted swine flu, i'd make out with a pig. But I don't, so when i'm in California, please don't try to get at me. I'd really much rather have copeious amounts of fun in the sun while i'm there, and not have to worry about death. If I get the swine, tell my parents I love 'em, and tell christopher i'm sorry for taking his suitcase and dieing before I could return it to him.

This gets me thinking. Where would my belongings go to if I died?

1) Shannon would get my movie collection because we have the same lame taste in movies. Shannon can also have my twilight books even though she already has some. wait, scratch that, I am going to get burried with them. Oh, and she can have my cell phone too.
2) Bryanne can have my cds because our music taste is very similar. She can also have my ipod cuz she doesn't have one.
3) Jenna can have the beers under my bed.
4) Andrea can have my hair straightener because hers is nooo goood, so she might as well take the hair dryer too.
5) Ana can have my "lil black book" with all the dudes I knows' phone numbers. You know, from hoff to hoff.
6) Jessica can have my lap top so she can go on the internetz on two different computers at once, as well as on her blackberry to get maximum lurkings/chat times in.
7) Katie can have all of my N64 games and controllers. She needs to brush up on skills to beat master gamer matt.

So really, all thats up for grabs now is an old tv, dvd player, and my amazingly comfy bed. I'd give up black beaut, but she's my ma's so I can't.

Everything else is up for grabs, really. Except for my twilight and harry potter books, as well as my stuffed animal polar bears. I am taking those to the grave, son.

Happy Rumaging!

Dear Jordan Menear

Dear Jordan, or as I like to call you 'JM'. I made out with you one time, approximately 5 years ago. Deal with it.

In other news, Bryanne is going to be a carpenter/architect/interior designer. Whoa tripple threat. Watch out homemakeover rennovations show, Bryanne is hitting the industry by storm. I mean, did you see that shelf she put up in my room? Do you see how she looks with a power drill? Babely and handy. What more could you ask for in this recession?

Pump it up.

I Forgot

I forgot I had a blog.. again.

Actually, life has been so good lately that I haven't really been on the computer much. Which is actually my favourite. I hate being on the computer. Well, I guess I can't say hate, but I prefer not to be. I mean, I like gossip just as much at the next person.. but I don't really need it to survive. My twilight books have enough scandal and drama for me to run on. Which I am in fact in the process of re-reading right now. AND BRYANNE IF YOU COMMENT THIS BLOG TALKING ABOUT BUFFY I WILL EAT YER BRAINZ. Anyways, lifes good guys. I feel as though i've got a good balance going on right now. I party, I go to school, I go to work, I hang out with school friends, and I hang out with best friends, I read books, I sleep enough, I make food at home, I watch movies, and I even squeeze in some phone chatting time at the same time. AND most importantly, I even have enough time to be by myself, which is very, very important to me. How do i manage this?! I have no idea, but i'm pretty content. Must be the weather. Which was fabulous today btw. I even went to the pub between classes and downed a nice lil mgd.

Also, I went to a show the other night and knew none of the bands playing besides srtl. The show was fantastic. I had such a great night, but that could just be the wobbly pops talking. I made some new friends, scratched a few beards, brought in a new team mate, receieved the cuddling of a life time (i'll never let him live it down), and really just enjoyed life. The night reminded me of when everybody was gone and it was just me and Bryanne (because we were super lame and had no other friends). I would have loved for the other ladies to have been there too (like shannon, ana, jenna, and andrea), obviously, but i forgot what it was like to hang out with Bryanne without a ton of other people around. It was good to see and feel that nothing under the surface has really changed since all of our gal pals have come into our lives. Actually, I wouldn't mind hanging out with all of my hoffs one on one every now and again. Keep it fresh, ya dig? Now, enough with the sappy shit that will go straight to the buff muff's head.

Life rules. The weather's sweet. Let's drink some beers. And dance to the beat.

Yeah, I just made that up. No big D.

Pure Teamage.