So guys and gals, in case you were wondering, I am indeed going to Cuba in approx. 5 days. Or, 4 and a half if you will. I am going with one of my bff's, and can't wait to drink frozen cocktails and a plethera (sp?) of drinks with grenadine in them. Hopefully we see some feking kitty kats along the way. And hover-boat-craft-in-the-wicked-bright-blue-water-ing.
But in all seriousness, what will St.Catharines do without me for one whole week? You're right, probably host some righteous sweet parties while i'm gone and i'll be all jealous that I missed the good times. But then I think to myself, i'll be maxin' and relaxin' for one whole week with nothing to worry about.. besides getting stupid sunburned like I always do, and getting the swine-in-a-tor.
I.CAN'T.WAIT.
Can people have fare-well parties for people who are only leaving for a week? I don't see why not. As geoghegan would say, let's get "wet and wild".
Take a Toke.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
Get Gone
Don't use me cuz i'm runnin' on empty.
But i'll use you.. just to get by.
Figure yer shit out.
PEACE!
But i'll use you.. just to get by.
Figure yer shit out.
PEACE!
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Attn: Mexico
If I wanted swine flu, i'd make out with a pig. But I don't, so when i'm in California, please don't try to get at me. I'd really much rather have copeious amounts of fun in the sun while i'm there, and not have to worry about death. If I get the swine, tell my parents I love 'em, and tell christopher i'm sorry for taking his suitcase and dieing before I could return it to him.
This gets me thinking. Where would my belongings go to if I died?
1) Shannon would get my movie collection because we have the same lame taste in movies. Shannon can also have my twilight books even though she already has some. wait, scratch that, I am going to get burried with them. Oh, and she can have my cell phone too.
2) Bryanne can have my cds because our music taste is very similar. She can also have my ipod cuz she doesn't have one.
3) Jenna can have the beers under my bed.
4) Andrea can have my hair straightener because hers is nooo goood, so she might as well take the hair dryer too.
5) Ana can have my "lil black book" with all the dudes I knows' phone numbers. You know, from hoff to hoff.
6) Jessica can have my lap top so she can go on the internetz on two different computers at once, as well as on her blackberry to get maximum lurkings/chat times in.
7) Katie can have all of my N64 games and controllers. She needs to brush up on skills to beat master gamer matt.
So really, all thats up for grabs now is an old tv, dvd player, and my amazingly comfy bed. I'd give up black beaut, but she's my ma's so I can't.
Everything else is up for grabs, really. Except for my twilight and harry potter books, as well as my stuffed animal polar bears. I am taking those to the grave, son.
Happy Rumaging!
This gets me thinking. Where would my belongings go to if I died?
1) Shannon would get my movie collection because we have the same lame taste in movies. Shannon can also have my twilight books even though she already has some. wait, scratch that, I am going to get burried with them. Oh, and she can have my cell phone too.
2) Bryanne can have my cds because our music taste is very similar. She can also have my ipod cuz she doesn't have one.
3) Jenna can have the beers under my bed.
4) Andrea can have my hair straightener because hers is nooo goood, so she might as well take the hair dryer too.
5) Ana can have my "lil black book" with all the dudes I knows' phone numbers. You know, from hoff to hoff.
6) Jessica can have my lap top so she can go on the internetz on two different computers at once, as well as on her blackberry to get maximum lurkings/chat times in.
7) Katie can have all of my N64 games and controllers. She needs to brush up on skills to beat master gamer matt.
So really, all thats up for grabs now is an old tv, dvd player, and my amazingly comfy bed. I'd give up black beaut, but she's my ma's so I can't.
Everything else is up for grabs, really. Except for my twilight and harry potter books, as well as my stuffed animal polar bears. I am taking those to the grave, son.
Happy Rumaging!
Friday, May 8, 2009
Dear Jordan Menear
Dear Jordan, or as I like to call you 'JM'. I made out with you one time, approximately 5 years ago. Deal with it.
In other news, Bryanne is going to be a carpenter/architect/interior designer. Whoa tripple threat. Watch out homemakeover rennovations show, Bryanne is hitting the industry by storm. I mean, did you see that shelf she put up in my room? Do you see how she looks with a power drill? Babely and handy. What more could you ask for in this recession?
Pump it up.
In other news, Bryanne is going to be a carpenter/architect/interior designer. Whoa tripple threat. Watch out homemakeover rennovations show, Bryanne is hitting the industry by storm. I mean, did you see that shelf she put up in my room? Do you see how she looks with a power drill? Babely and handy. What more could you ask for in this recession?
Pump it up.
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