Actually, i'm going to skip most of elementary school because those are memories i'd rather not dust off. So let's begin in grade 7/8.
1. I had a crush on this guy named Darren Conway, and he was one of the "cool" boys in school. I totalllly thought we were going to D8 because we talked on the phone, and he didn't know i was "uncool" yet because I had just transferred to Woodland from Gracefield. But he never told anyone we talked on the phone, and we hardly ever talked at school or anything, so he was probably just embarrassed by my slicked back hair, overalls, and silver liquid eyeliner.
2. In grade 8 I had my first reaaaaaaaal boyfriend! His named was Kevin O'Conner, and he was mass shorter than me. I don't even remember gushing over him, but suddenly he was my b-eff, and we dated for like 2 months, which was the longest relationship I had before grade 11. I ended up getting a crush on this other guy named Cain something and we were supposed to be daters but everyone thought I was a playah so he backed out. OH and p.s I was so shy I could hardly hug Kevin, and our first kiss was at a Y dance and we were forced into it, I freaked out and ran away. So embarrassing. Fuck!
3. There is like 1 or 2 in between the next one, but unfortunetly I can't remember names. Only whores can't remember names. Fuck, again!
3. Next I met this cute boy in Port Dalhousie. Him and his two other friends followed me and my friend around and we were soOooOo flattered. His name was Kevin Fournier and he was super sweet. He gave me the butterflies and he was my first real make-out sess. We had cute phone conversations, but to my dismay, our relationship only lasted 2 weeks. So bummed. (This was grade 9)
4. The next bfbfbf I had was by the name of Aaron Mitchel in grade 10. He was this punk boy with blue hair and he made me smile like this -> : D. I remember he asked me why I didn't have a boyfriend, I said I didn't know, and he asked if he could be my boyfriend and I said yes. HAHAHA. I love how my relationships so far are so grade 4, but I was like 13 or 14. Oh well, we dated for 2 months and were both far too shy to kiss. But we held hands all cute like and watched zombie movies and hung out at the hideaway. Dreamboat. Anyways, he broke up with me and I was so sad that I called my cousin from London and cried to her. Now he has a kid and does drugs. I WIN!
5. Wow. Upon reflecting, it looks like I only ever had boyfriends and not really any crushes or flings. Anyways, this next one is a biggy. I dated my high-school-sweet-heart Mr. Rob Paulin. He was this little skater punk guy with blue hair (sound familiar?), and he pretty much got with all my friends before he got with me. I remember hating all of my friends over this boy, when I should have been accepting the fact that he just wasn't that into me. But low and behold, after like 8 months of liking the kid, he finally wants to be with me. We end up dating for close to a year, and being the lil shy girl I was, I had all of my firsts with him (but of course I held out for like 4 or 5 months first). I gave that boy everything I had to offer and he broke me lil bitty heart, not once, but twice. It took me close to three years to get over that, and now we're friends.
6. Oh. Here is where I have all my flings. What a slut tit. First I made out with a guy JM, then another two guys that I can't remember their names. I invited some guy to semi formal and totally ditched him there because I became heartless. I made out with a few others. This one guy asks me to prom and apparently likes me and I eat his heart for dinner. Another guy from highschool, who was super popular, admits he liked me all of highschool, so i'm flattered and I sit on his face (it was probably just a ploy). And then I go to College and straighten up.
7. My next BF was Mike Bieuz. We lasted like two weeks. He cheated on me, just like every other girl. Obviously.
8. My next boyfraaan was cutie Stefano! He was so super cute and I liked him a lot. We actually dated for like 4 months, but I was such a coug that I needed more from him and he was so young. Nuff said. He was a good boyfriend though.
9. Next I liked this guy named Eric Snyder and he wouldn't friggen date me! I was so mad. But at AD's b-day I got hammered and made out with him in the back seat of my car for hours. S-U-C-C-E-S-S.
10. Then I met Ryan Sonier. We fought a lot. But I liked him so much. And again ,someone who wouldn't be my boyfriend, so I bailed and dated someone else.
11. Which leads me to Adam Opalka. I don't even know what to say about him. He was nice at the beginning and then a huge dick randomly throughout. But it's hard to be mad at that guy because he's so ridiculous! We dated for like 4 months, and are sort of friends now, sort of not.
12. Alan G. Let's just skip over this part. Unless you want to dirty talk.
13. Back to Ryan Sonier. He was mad that I dated someone else and as soon as I was single, he snagged me right off the market. I was utterly and hopelessly in love with that boy. He treated my like absolute garb, but I loved im when we were together. We were so much of the same, and so silly and stupid and it just worked. But apparently he worked with other girls too. I dated him for just over a year, and I really thought I was going to marry him. Get fucked.
14. Jerjerjer. The first guy I liked after Ryan. He was a really nice guy, but he had a past with someone else and I don't blame him for going back to her because they are in lub. Now the three of us are all friends. Perhaps we'll have a three-some. HAHA JK.
15. Ken Dubois. Such a nice guy. I was terrible to him. I'm a dick.
16. Primavera. Can't even talk about him. VOMIT.
17. Dan Marranca. This boi's got some sweeeeet hair! And he's cute and shy and lives allllllll the way in saskachewan. Cock Block.
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I hope boys don't read blogs. I didn't realize I had so many romantic encounters.. I got so lazy at the end.
Fuck Love.
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